All I want for Christmas...

IS A PLOT FOR THIS FLIBBIN' STORY.

OMG, srsly.  I have a beginning... I have an ending.  And the part where Alice, the Hatter, and Hamish (of all people) are supposed to be all Awesomesauce is a murky mucky bubbling pool of Eternal Stench.  (cue the Goblin King -- love those breeches and riding boots, btw -- RAWR)

AND THIS IS WHAT I WANT 'M KAY??  THIS >>>> The Hatter is all manly and smexy and kicks ass.  Alice is all awesome and schwaboing and kicks ass.  Hamish is all freckles and frying pans and kicks ass.

C'mon, Alice, Hatter, & Hamish.  Can't you guys just be awesome and write your own story middlings?

Great.  Now I'm not only talking to my characters, I'm BLOGGING AT THEM.

Oi vey.  (>_<)

Maybe I should open this story up to prompts...