manniness | Downal Wyth Bluddy Clichés!

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Here are some basic fannon clichés.

* Mally is jealous of Alice because Mally is in love with the Hatter.
* The Hatter adores tea.
* Thackery is obsessed with spoons.
* The Hatter is always rescuing Alice from trouble.
* The Hatter is in love with Alice.
* The Hatter's eyes change color when he is in love.
* Alice intends to return to Underland someday.
* The White Queen is a better queen than her sister was.
* Alice can easily call the Hatter back to sanity during one of his Mad episodes.
* Alice wants to go to China / be a business woman.
* Margaret is unaware or disapproving of Lowell's infidelity. (prompt contributed by wanderamaranth who wanted a different take on Lowell... and by extension Margaret, who perhaps encourages him to fulfill his sexual needs outside their marriage)
* Iracebeth ordered her husband's execution in a fit of jealousy or pique. (prompt contributed by wanderamaranth who wondered if Iracebeth's words in the film -- "I had to do it" -- could have been meant to be taken literally)